We have all been victims of infidelity at one time or another in our lives. Infidelity has made such progress in our world today, that man has come up with things like pre-nup's, polygamy and P.I's to try and shield themselves from the powerful blow of infidelity. And yes, in some cases all of these methods have backfired. Staying single until you are too old to wipe your own ass obviously isn't a good way to lead your life. So people, armed with condoms and Morning After pills(and dry-humping for those who cannot afford any armour), bite the bullet and engage on the sexual battle field, where hearts are slaughtered. But low and behold... I may have found an invention that will put this evil epidemic to an end.
You know how a finger scanner works, you stick your finger on the laser, it scans your print and Open-Sesame... You're in.
For those of you still reading... I am quite sure you know exactly where I am going with all this, but I will write it anyway because yes, I am THAT bored. Why not invent a Penis-Scanner? Access will only be granted for that particular person. This may be quite a depressing invention, especially for men(and women) who like to add a little variety to their nocturnal activities... But in the end it will give everyone peace of mind... Men can't cheat, but at least they know, their wives can't either and visa versa... So it's a win-win situation.
Of course there has to be a clause... You are only allowed to get a PS, on the day you get married. So, singletons, no worries this invention does not cock-block in anyway.
Now the only thing to worry about is making these scanners waterproof... Otherwise we could be faced with a whole new kind of disease.... STESD (Shower Transmitted Electric Shock Disease.)
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